August 2011
When someone makes you laugh while drinking.
This is dedicated to my friend Amir who is constantly spitting his liquids on me….. LolExpectation:
Reality:
I'm gonna go to school looking all sexy
and my old crush is gonna be like
and im gonna be all like
LMFAOOOOOOO
why Pauly D's my fave on jersey shore...
what about BURGERS FOR THE BOYS YEAAAAAAAAH BUDDDDDY
A BLACK MAN WALKS INTO A BAR. A WHITE MAN SAYS, “NO COLOURED PEOPLE ALLOWED IN HERE!” THE BLACK MAN SAYS, “I’M BORN BLACK. WHEN I’M FREEZING, I’M BLACK. WHEN I’M SICK, I’M BLACK. WHEN I’M DEAD, I’M BLACK. WHEN YOU ARE BORN, YOU’RE PINK. WHEN YOU’RE FREEZING, YOU’RE BLUE, WHEN YOU GET EMBARRASSED, YOU’RE RED. WHEN YOU’RE DEAD, YOU’RE PURPLE, AND YOU’RE CALLING ME COLOURED?” REBLOG THIS IF YOU’RE AGAINST RACISM.
